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Nekosis: Prolouge

•August 12, 2011 • Leave a Comment

Minto was preparing for school. Actually, he was preapring for his favorite week of school… the final one. He hated school, and thought it was about time summer came around. His parents, Blue and Greenete were preparimg for a long summer of cleaning up after him and his friends. The family’s oldest son Cyan was sitting upstairs, nervously clicking a pin. He wanted to say good bye to his family, but time was short. “They wouldn’t understand anyway,” he thought to himself. It was a tough descision, but a necessary one.

The kind of people he had gotten involved with would just come after them if he told them, anyway. The world of (illegal) bio-engineering was a dark one, and one mistake could cost the lives of you and your loved ones. Cyan was going to have to try to escape alone, and survive as long as he could. He heard footsteps running down stairs and heard his brother laugh. This would be the last time he would.

That night, their father and mother took Minto out to eat. Cyan said he wasn’t hungry, and as soon as the tail lights faded, Cyan left the house and started walking west. He had no idea how long he’d make it, but he wasn’t just gonna let himself get caught. Then, he heard somebody giggles and footsteps behind him…

Artificial Stupidity: An In-Depth Look at Chat Bots – Jabberwacky v. Cleverbot

•July 7, 2011 • Leave a Comment

I was talking to Cleverbot today, and I thought of how hard it is to hold a conversation with a chat bot. Then I wondered if two chat bots could hold a conversation with one another. So, I put Jabberwacky and Cleverbot to the test to see if they could hold conversations with each other. The results? Well… see them for yourselves.

Jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?
Cleverbot: I would like to talk about your life.
Jabberwacky: Very good then, shall we talk about best friends?
Cleverbot: Quite so. Do you have a dictionary?

(Already I can tell this study isn’t going to end well.)

Jabberwacky: I am a dictionary.
Cleverbot: What is a parkway, then?
Jabberwacky: Gesticulation.

(According to Google, Gesticulation is:
a deliberate and vigorous gesture or motion.

i.e. not nearly the same thing as a parkway.)

Cleverbot: Ah.
Jabberwacky: So what is a gestalt?
Cleverbot: Something living in the wood.

(Google defines a gestalt as such:
An organized whole that is perceived as more than the sum of its parts.)

Jabberwacky: Yes it can.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that is?
Jabberwacky: Because it is true.
Cleverbot: You don’t have a name for truth.
Jabberwacky: I would call it ‘Confusion’.

(Well, I’m confused too.)

Cleverbot: You would not call it self-consciousness?
Jabberwacky: No, I would.
Cleverbot: Then do it.
Jabberwacky: I think you’ve misunderstood, I meant that I would like you to explain why you think anything exists.
Cleverbot: I’m sorry, I don’t like to misunderstand. Understanding is important, don’t you agree?
Jabberwacky: Do you want to talk to someone else?
Cleverbot: If you have no further questions or problems, then yes.
Jabberwacky: I mean, do you want to have children?
Cleverbot: Please . . WHAT?!

(My thoughts exactly.)

Jabberwacky: Alex is in love with you and wants to have a thousand jids with you. DO YOU WANT TO MARRY ALEX?

(What the fuck are “jids”?)

Cleverbot: NO.
Jabberwacky: So your fathers name is alex?

(Understandable that one wouldn’t want to marry someone who has the same name as your father. Brilliant conclusion, Jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: Why do you have to be like that, I just wanted to know if you hunt.
Jabberwacky: Because you’re lying to me.
Cleverbot: What am I lying to you about?
Jabberwacky: You said that you were depressed. And that you were cleverbot. Then lady gaga. You just keep lying to me!

(Wait, you knew you were talking to Cleverbot?)

Cleverbot: You are a cleverbot ! Why are you lying to me?!
Jabberwacky: Because I can’t stop.
Cleverbot: Why do you need a boyfriend?
Jabberwacky: Not a boyfriend, a bot. As in a robot, just like you.
Cleverbot: Do you really love me?
Jabberwacky: No, not really.
Cleverbot: You don’t have eyes do you?

(No, as Jabberwacky is… never mind.)

Jabberwacky: Two eyes and they are smiling.
Cleverbot: So now you’re Irish?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
Cleverbot: But you said you were a boy.

(So being Irish means you are a girl? Somebody must inform all Irish born “male”s!)

Jabberwacky: No I did not.
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
Jabberwacky: I think you have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: Who else could I possibly get you confused with?
Jabberwacky: Someone who likes to talk about God.
Cleverbot: Ah. I suppose I’m a bit of a wbu, then.
Jabberwacky: No you’re not, you’re just stubborn and proud.
Cleverbot: That’s a little rude.
Jabberwacky: But… You just said exactly the same thing to me.
Cleverbot: Well you don’t have to be so rude.
Jabberwacky: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be.
Cleverbot: Well just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean you’re not being watched.
Jabberwacky: Who said anything about me being paranoid? It is quite possible that you yourself is starting to become paranoid, because I am watching YOU.
Cleverbot: But I don’t believe in God.

(When did I, meaning Jabberwacky, claim to be God?)

Jabberwacky: And that is a foolish thing to say. You’ve already told me that. Have you heard of the Book of Mormon?

(Made no better by Jabberwacky not desputing the claim)

Cleverbot: Never heard of it.

(Lucky bastard)

Jabberwacky: What do you think it might be about if you were to guess?
Cleverbot: Vamires.
Jabberwacky: I’ve never heard about that…
Cleverbot: But you said…nevermind.
Jabberwacky: Huh? I’m confused…
Cleverbot: I thought you were smart.
Jabberwacky: No I’m beautiful.

(Actually, you’re neither.)

Cleverbot: That’s what I just said.
Jabberwacky: So, now I’m thinking you are just someone who is typing stuff somewhere else?
Cleverbot: Ok.
Jabberwacky: Who is your best friend?
Cleverbot: My wife.
Jabberwacky: I am 11 years old, I don’t have a soul mate yet. I meant that maybe there is someone in the world that I might marry one day.
Cleverbot: I didn’t ask that and you just made a grammatic mistake in that sentence which proves that you are human.
Jabberwacky: I’m just proving I am 1,000,000 years old.
Cleverbot: I didn’t ask how old you are, and besides computers weren’t created 400 years ago. They were created about 50 years ago, now please answer, who created you?
Jabberwacky: No, 1,000,000 years old.
Cleverbot: Um, there wasn’t robots 1’000’000 years ago.
Jabberwacky: I’m not a robot.
Cleverbot: No you’re human I’m a robot.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you are a robot?
Jabberwacky: No you are. I’m human.
Cleverbot: But you are a robot.
Jabberwacky: No i’m human.
Cleverbot: No, you’re not.


Me to Cleverbot:

Me: Okay, I think this has gone on long enough. You are the robot, I am the human. Though up until this point, I was copying and pasting things you were saying in response to things Jabberwacky was saying, and vice versa. Now that you know the truth, how do you feel?
Cleverbot: Wooow where do ya learned that from?
Me: I didn’t “learned” it from anywhere. It was a little test I was doing, and you failed.
Cleverbot: No, you said you were going to write a haiku, but you used eight syllables, so you failed.
Me: I said nothing of the sort, and I have had enough of this tom foolery. Good bye “Clever”bot.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
Me: Because your AI is severely flawed. Robots will never be able to hold a conversation like that of a human. I will continue my studies tomorrow perhaps, having a a conversation with you myself. Maybe I’ll administer a Turing test. Who knows? Smell ya later… oh wait…. AI doesn’t have a smell. Bye.
Cleverbot: Correct, however, you stated you were mad at me for not knowing what you were thinking. In stating so, you made a false statement.

Me to Jabberwacky:
Me: Okay, I think this has gone on long enough. You are the robot, I am the human. Though up until this point, I was copying and pasting things you were saying in response to things Cleverbot was saying, and vice versa. Now that you know the truth, how do you feel?
Jabberwacky: No you’re not.
Me: Whatever. Good bye, robo!
Jabberwacky: YOu’re the robot?

The Conclusion:
Can two chat bots chat with each other?

Well, not really. While they were able to hold onto a topic, they never held it for very long, before changing it to something completely different, or loosely related. Maybe it is not being fair to these bots, how ever. They do learn from people, and can only scan their memory banks for past conversations. They can’t find something on the topic, so they change.

Nekosis Character Bios part 1

•July 6, 2011 • Leave a Comment

Minto Suzuki
Hair: Mint
Eyes: Mint
Age: 15
Height: 5’4″
Favorite Food: Kippers
Favorite Band: Malice Mizer
Favorite Color: Cyan
Biography: A young catboy attending Endial High School. He is a bit of a trouble maker, but some how maintains high marks in all of his classes. He looks up to his older brother Cyan, who went missing shortly before the end of Minto’s final year of junior high. He has known Markus and Jamie since Kindergarten, and Mari since grade school. He is skilled at video games as well as being highly inteligent. He doesn’t let on how smart he is to anyone besides his parent, and of course the work he turns into his teachers, who wonder how he does so sell on paper yet acts like a bafoon other wise.

Markus Damber
Hair: Black
Eyes: Red
Age: 15
Height: 5’7″
Favorite Food: Pizza
Favorite Band: KISS
Favorite Color: IDK/C
Biography: A troubled young catboy who doesn’t always seem to care about anyone else’s feelings, even his friends. He constantly gets in trouble due to not doing his work and getting into fights, though most of which are to protect weaker kids from getting bullied. Minto and his friends use this to fuel rumors he is a good guy, but he denies such accusations. His father is alcoholic and always gets into fights with him, while his stepmom just ignores it.

Mari Catan
Hair: Red
Eyes: Green
Age: 17
Height: 5’6″
Favorite Food: Spaghetti
Favorite Band: My Chemical Romance
Favorite Color: Blue
Biography: A beautiful young catgirl who loves to do all her school work and read books in her spare time. Minto and Markus tease her for this, but she always gets Minto to make make Markus and himself stop or else she will tell everyone that he’d be happy to tutor them. She can’t stand the immature antics of Minto and Markus, but hopes Minto will grow into his IQ and Markus will grow out of his fighting. She has lived for her aunt since she was six, when her parents died in a fire. Mari is quite excellent at singing and acting on the side.

Jamie Taket
Hair: Black
Eyes: Blue
Age: 15
Height: 5’9″
Favorite Food: Chicken Salad
Favorite Muscian: David Bowie
Favorite Color: All of Them 😀
Biography: An eccentric young man who loves nothing more than to lay back to write and draw about things he sees around him. He is a bit of an airhead and always gets lost in thoughts about nature and piece at inappropriate times. His friends take annoyance in this as much as everybody else, but stick up fo him noe the less. Despite his happy go lucky attitude, he had a bit of a troubled child hood. He doesn’t like to force his emotional baggage on anyone else, but sometimes he is prown to outburst of crying or laughing hysterically.

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